Convo with P one dinner time:

P: Men don’t like women who don’t eat.

Me: You also don’t like women who get fat.

P: (Winks) Well, some men like women with some meat. But, nakakainis yung babae na aalukin mo kumain tapos a-ayaw-ayaw. Pasalad-salad, pasandwich-sandwich. 

Me: Vhaket?

P: Because women who refuse to eat are most likely anal retentive, manipulative, boring, and bitchy.

Me: Ganon?! Nge!